Abstract Academic: Airballs and padded walls

Basketball, Columns, Opinion, Sports

I found myself pounding up the floor, the ball floating beneath my hand like a yo-yo, the Pleasant View sixth-grade championship within reach. Only one defender stood in my way, […]

Abstract Academic: Oh, (fill in the blank) University, we love thee!

Columns, Opinion

Why should you, the average high-school senior, decide to attend school in Utah? Here’s why. Utah schools are the tops! Literally! We here at the Organization of Higher Educators’ Council […]

Abstract Academic: In which the turkey defends his right not to be eaten

Columns, Opinion

Greetings, friends, ladies and gentle-creatures of the Grand Forest Council. Chairman Raccoon, Vice President Spotted Owl and Secretary Ground Squirrel, I thank you for putting off more popular issues like […]